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The thought may have crossed your mind every now and then, but it was just for a moment and you never gave it any credence. It seemed outlandish, and no one would ever try to do it.


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Roll some dice to see how long your partner should go down on you. Whenever they stop talking, you stop sucking.

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Kiss for as long as you can without taking off any clothes or feeling each other up. See which one of you caves first and initiates sex. Play truth or darebut make every question naughty. Put on a song for your partner and see how well they can do a strip tease to it. You can either pick something sultry or silly. Play porn roulette.

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Head to a porn site, scroll down, and click on a random video to watch together. Turn on Periscope and ask strangers what you should do to your partner.

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Buy an adult board game. Play naughty charades by acting out different sex acts.

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If your partner guesses correctly, perform the act with them. Switch to a random television channel. Then role play as whatever couple stars on the show. Challenge him to a video game that you both enjoy. The winner gets to choose what the loser has to do to them.

Quiz him with questions about your kinks and fantasies. Whenever he gets one wrong, he has to remove an item of clothing.

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Scroll through a sex toy site and order whatever item you randomly land on. Then use it the next time you have sex. Channel your inner-child and play hide and seek. Wherever he finds you, he has to fuck you. Watch a movie together.

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Try to turn your partner on in any way that you can without removing your eyes from the screen. Go out in public and try to make each other horny without engaging in massive PDA. Try bending over so he can see your cleavage and sneaking kisses when no one else is looking. Touch him while he touches you. See who can make the other person orgasm first by only using their hands. At the beginning of the year, make a bucket list of sexy things you want to do together.

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Cut the list up and place all the items in a jar. Start a tradition where you place sex bets on things like a sporting event, or the outcome of a trivia game. Find a book of erotica and take turns reading it out loud to each other paragraph by paragraph. Whoever makes a move first loses. When you remove a piece from the Jenga tower, you also have to complete the action written on it.

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Or, just play your own game of sexy dares without the Jenga aspect. Leave each other voics of reading erotic stories without bringing it up in person or breaking character. See who cracks first. A tried and true sex game: sex dice.

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Instead of playing a drinking game while watching your favorite show, play a stripping game. Make a sexy drinking game: ask each other these 50 dirty questions. You have to take a shot every time you refuse to answer one. Leave them under their pillow or tucked into their book for them to find.

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Alternatively, buy some body paint and get creative in a more hands on fashion. Think of a topic you two both know a lot about and find an appropriate trivia game for it like Game of Thrones trivia or a Harry Potter spelling bee and the loser has to remove any object of clothing the other person wants for each round. You must spend the entire commercial break kissing or engaging in some other form of foreplay. The first person to break the rules loses. Find different spots in public to make out in like you are teenagers without getting caught ex: the back of a movie theater, a parked car, a walking path at night.

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Watch a movie while taking turns every 10 minutes massaging each other with a scented oil. See how surprisingly turned on the other person is by the end of it. Find a book of sexy stories. Read them out loud while your partner is blindfolded. Stop and take breaks to tease them a bit and drive them crazy.

Buy a copy of the Kama Sutra and take turns each week picking a new position to challenge each other to try. Take a sharpie and write 10 sexy dares on the bottom of 10 solo cups. Have your partner do the same. Fill the cups up with water or alcohol and set them up on a table. Play beer pong and each time you get the ball in a cup, your partner must complete the dare. Challenge each other to see how many different positions you can try before either of you orgasm.

Naked Twister. Play 20 questions but with a part of your body. Write out on a notecard a place you want your partner to touch you. Make them guess where it is.

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The person guessing can touch all the want but the other person cannot speak, touch, or gesture. When you get dressed up to go out on a date, play Seven Minutes in Heaven first. Set a timer for 7 minutes and get as much action as you can in before you have to walk out the door.

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Blindfold your partner and direct them to touch or kiss different parts of your body and then guess which part it is. Next, see who can spend the longest pleasuring the other person and still make them cum. Watch them go crazy trying to guess! Play a dirty version of Stoplight. Make your partner start far away from you and ask them questions about yourself. Challenge each other to send each other a song by the end of the day that describes what you want to do to the other person later.

When you get together, act out both songs. Time it and see who can hold out the longest. Play an adult version of spin the bottle by placing different items in a circle whipped cream, sex toys, a blindfold, an ice cube, chocolate sauce, etc and spinning the bottle. Wherever the bottle points, you have to use that item on your partner. Get a long distance vibrator and play a dirty guessing game over the phone while one of you is out of town. Correct answers get rewarded with a zap.

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Order each other a sex toy that you think the other person would enjoy. Print out this list and place all the options in a jar. Pull one out once a week and make a promise to play whatever it is. Want to hear it directly from the couples themselves?

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Here are 30 couples describing all their favorite and completely naughty sex games. He tries to do sexy talk in a Kermit voice. My girlfriend and I live on the first floor of a two story building with four residences and our bedroom window is about waist level with cars and pedestrian passer-byes. It started the morning after the first time we had sex.

I like to wrap her in bubble wrap, and then strike down with my penis with enough force to pop the bubbles. Really turns us both on. This became an ongoing thing. The roommates at the time would be like, WTF are you guys doing in there?? We called it The Gavel. An ex of mine broke her spine when she was a teenager. Luckily she had full movement but had a side effect. On her lower back right where back dimples go above her butt was really sensitive and would tingle a lot.